Goblin Rules Football

Goblin Rules Football

Test your mettle on the goblin gridiron in Goblin Rules Football! Withstand the ferocious punches and blows of your opponent to actually touch the ball down to score a touchdown! Only one team can win, unless the score ends in a tie!

Leave your helmet and pads at home. It's time to play the sport of a true warrior: Goblin Rules Football! Strap yourself into the comfiest gaming chair you own and prepare yourself for the best 90's arcade style, goblin themed, rugby-like, 2D sports game developed for the PC by an amateur game developer that has been released on Steam in years!


Punch opposing players to knock them out and steal the ball from them.


Slide tackle to trip them and steal the ball.


Pass the ball to your teammates!


Run as fast as you can to score a touchdown (by actually touching the ball down!)!


Kick the ball downfield to give your team space away from your own end zone!


Collect and use powerful power ups!


Avoid the refuse tossed onto the field by the crowd!


Dodge the rowdy crowd as they streak onto the field!


Always be on the lookout for the lone Goblin Cowboy on his smoke break.

And introducing... Goblin Rules Golf!

A BRAND NEW game mode has finally arrived! The people finally get what they've all been clamoring for, a new golf mode! Officially called Goblin Rules Golf (GLF)!

Be careful out on the golf course. Strange weather is afoot, and it is affected by the statues of the Great Weather gods. Hit your ball within their circle of dominion to gain their favor. Good weather favor will grant you clear skies and easy hits. Bad weather favor will bring you nothing but rain, lightning, and a weak stroke. And if you dare to shatter the Bad Weather Statue with your mighty white ball (color can be changed in lobby), expect a ravage tornado to hunt you down!

There are also power ups, spinning hoops to hit your ball through, and also green pipes that can transport you across the map.

Try to have fun out there!